5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.i dont know if zombies but karma…
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‘Oh, god I hate camping. I hate it, so uncomfortable, so unnatural…’
I know that feel.
Stephen is one of us.
We love you, Stephen Fry.
(via 4eyedblonde)
“He’d been living there for two months, hiding out at night on couches, eating the company’s food, and exercising and showering in its gym.”
Basically, this dude moves into the AOL work campus, lives on the couches, eats the food, showers, uses the gym, does laundry there - for two months straight to work on HIS startup stuff for his own profit.
Compare this to Tanya McDowell:
A homeless woman from Bridgeport who enrolled her 6-year-old son at a Norwalk elementary school has become the first in the city to be charged with stealing more than $15,000 for the cost of her child’s education.
Tanya McDowell, 33, whose last known address was 66 Priscilla St., Bridgeport, was charged Thursday with first-degree larceny and conspiracy to commit first-degree larceny for allegedly stealing $15,686 from Norwalk schools. She was released after posting a $25,000 bond.
(via dumbthingswhitepplsay)
(via burytheseoldghosts)
It pains me to write this post but it’s a matter of life and death for a follower of mine. She is 17-years-old and living in an abusive situation. She has parents that won’t accept her Islamic apostasy, who hit her, who know she cuts herself but don’t care enough to get her help. She can’t leave her house. She needs to get out of this situation and anything could help. If you’re in the Toronto area and able to house her, or connect her to safe, cool people who can, that would be greatly appreciated.
Email me for details if you can help: hallanfarah@gmail.com
Thank you.
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lmfao
god there is nothing more beautiful than this
i’m literally turned on by how beautiful this is
each and every time it happens
i love it
i love it so much
that’s what you get for cheapening other people’s languages with your silly exoticism
If this was my friend (and she really wouldn’t be anymore after this anyway) I’d basically scream “YO PICNIC! YO YO YO PICNIIIIIIIIIIC HOW YOU DOIN!” every time I saw her after that.
nakedontheimpalacoveredinbees:
Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.
This could be the first sign.
The Fucking zombie apocalypse.
..bye
It says ”The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots..”
I knew this day would come.
I’ve had seven seasons of training by the best. Bring it on.
I READ ABOUT THIS HOLY SHIT
I TOLD MY DAD THE EXACT SAME THINGFUCKING ZOMBIES
THEY’RE HERE
Brb
Learning how to shoot a gun
Stocking up on food
taking parkour lessons so I can navigate and jump rooftops and avoid the FREAKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE THATS ABOUT TO FLOOD OUR STREETS.
JESUS CHRIST
I NEED TO GO BUY MORE AMMO
He was probably on PCP. People do craziest things on PCP.
Somewhere, Max Brooks is laughing maniacally and rubbing his hands together eagerly.
Brb going to research the cost of a gun license
I read it was cocaine psychosis.
